âMy roommateâs such a big dick.. he said if my gf challenged his views about feminism then heâd be compelled to âown herââ
âMy gf swear her stepbro has a mental disorder but idk.. heâs never said the disorder or the name of his doctorâ
âThe bullies at my academy had no trouble making other guysâ gfs to perform sexual âfavorsâ for them.. most were sluts and enjoyed it!â
âMy stupid white roommate is convinced Asian people are his to command.. heâs gonna be in for a big surprise when he meets my gf!â
âMy daddy told me I need to suck you dry if Iâm going to learn anything! Iâm your personal assistant!â
My big brother crashed my date with my gf... he said Iâd regret it if I didnât leave the apartment! She didnât even try to go with me :(
My scrawny little beta roommate has this cute little Asian gf that will be bitchy with him and docile with me in the same conversation!
Idk how my neighborâs bf wants her back! She came over the day they broke up and snapchatted about how we were gonna âNetflix and chillâ! XP